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Welcome back for my third installment in what is proving to be the Infinite Jest of tokusatsu reviews, except I hope to not be dead by the time this thing is finally being read by more than 4 people.


Haha! Jokes! But seriously, I am really quite sorry that things came to this. I thought to myself, ‘Oh hey, I’ll write up a quick and dirty thing about Kakuranger as a complimentary piece to the now ancient episode of Destroy All Podcasts DX that I appeared on as a special guest,’ and then it turned into a whole thing where I wanted to give at least a little more depth than just saying “HEY THIS IS GOOD AND YOU SHOULD WATCH IT’ because I’m a wordy asshole with nothing better to do than write on and on and on about a Japanese kids’ show from the 90s.

But babies, this is where it starts to get really good! SHO KOSUGI!

Revenge of the Ninja! (ep. 28-29, “A Superstar Comes to Japan” and “The First Super Battle in History”)

Obviously, if you were hoping that Kane Kosugi’s role in the show would result in an appearance by his father, the world’s only real living ninja, then prepare for Christmas in April, because I’ve got presents! Presents covered in armor and blades and blood!


Sho well, shows up as Jiraiya’s sensei, Gali, the man who taught and practically raised Jiraiya after his father (a cop) was brutally murdered by a yokai! However, Jiraiya’s mentor has been carrying a dark secret, and now the two of them must do super ninja battle. Let me tell you, if you love Sho Kosugi, you truly have not lived until you have seen tokusatsu-ized Sho Kosugi!


Our episode begins as Jiraiya has embarked on his quest for one of the ancient ninja scrolls that will give him control of his new mecha. Wait what


[After Prince junior began the revival process of Daimaoh in the previous episodes, the Kakurangers were left without the help of Mighty Shogun, so they were sent on individual missions to each track down their respective Shinobi Scroll and new mecha, which will merge to form Kakure Shogun, aka Ninja Megazord. In the prior episodes we saw Jiraiya’s teammates face their own obstacles to gain new power. So there you go…]

Jiraiya, however, does get an assist in this two-parter from Sasuke, who randomly shows up early on as the two are lured to an old west set.

In a nod to Jiraiya’s introduction to the show as a skating cowboy from America, he and Sasuke skulk about the old west town (seems like Japan’s answer to Old Tucson Studios) until they come upon a band of yokai and dorodoros. But wait, who’s this new guy in the mix?



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I like that Gali is initially introduced in a nondescript black gi, allowing for the impac of Sho Kosugi’s visage to make you go, “OH SHIT, IT’S HIM!” with full effect.

Jiraiya is shocked to face his former mentor so far from home, and with Gali seemingly doing the bidding of Daimao’s goons. What could it mean???


Jiraiya doesn’t get a moment to think much about it, because Gali swiftly beats the holy fuck out of him with his karate skills.

It’s not surprising that Sho appears, but it is interesting that he does so not as Jiraiya’s actual father, but as a replacement father figure just because Kane spent his childhood appearing as Sho’s son in a number of films.


Anyway, we get the background on Jiraiya’s father and Gali. Jiraiya’s father was a cop in California, where he and Gali were close friends and trained at Gali’s studio. One rainy night, Jiraiya’s father was murdered in the street by an unseen, blade-wielding individual, whom Jiraiya assumed was a yokai.


However, Gali has a terrible secret that he wishes to no longer hide, as he dons his new gear given to him by the yokai Nue.


Along with the outfit (complete with tiger print accents) comes an arsenal of special attacks, a sai that shoots lasers, and a bladed claw, which Gali does not reveal until the climax of ep. 28, at which point he reveals the truth!

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All through the battle, Nue is hiding out in some slimy cave cheering the two combatants on, hoping they will kill each other mercilessly.


Oh yeah, and Gali can throw hadokens like nobody’s business.


But wait here comes Sasuke with a GUN!

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A lot more happens as the story carries over into ep. 29, in which Jiraiya and Gali have their final battle, complete with lots of blood and lots of really amazing dialogue, both of which come from Sho Kosugi’s mouth.

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We’re presented with a far more complex plot than what you’re used to in any of Sho’s usual faire: Instead of the typical revenge story featuring a father and son, we have Kane’s real father murdered and replaced by his killer, whom Kane must now kill to complete the cycle.


That’s some fucking tragic shit right there, man.

Oh wait, I nearly forgot that Jiraiya does indeed retain the Shinobi Scroll, and with it he gets his new mecha, a giant robot frog.


That jumps and shit.


And spits out tiny mechanical fascimiles of itself that then latch onto the monster of the week (Nue) and blow him the fuck up.


Jeremy and I have talked about some sentai shows making you look forward to the robot-monster fights because the human drama stuff isn’t particularly interesting. I think we both agreed that Jetman and Kakuranger don’t fall into that category of sentai series. In fact, this is an episode where the mecha fight probably isn’t even necessary. I’d be fine with the episode ending with Gali’s death and rolling the credits.


But then we would miss out on Mufasa Gali, looking down upon Jiraiya and smiling. And who the fuck wants to be deprived of that?

And now, some more thoughts on Sho Kosugi and ninja dads…


What’s it like having Sho Kosugi as your dad?

Through movies like Revenge of the Ninja and Pray for Death, and then going into this two-part episode of Kakuranger, I’m left wondering about ninja dads.


Are ninja dads the best dads?

Is ninja fatherly love deeper than that of the non-ninja father?


My first adult memory of Sho Kosugi was when I popped a Korean DVD of 9 Deaths of the Ninja in and saw the opening credits. I saw some of Kosugi’s ninja movies as a kid, but had nearly forgotten them altogether until I stumbled upon 9DotN in the electronics market in Seoul during my brief time as an ESL teacher.


This would also be same timeframe during which I would watch Super Sentai and Metal Heroes shows for the first time on youtube. Chalk it up to having a lot of free time during non-work hours, which I filled with copious amounts of vegging on the mattress with my laptop and a cardboard bowl of instant kimchi ramen.

It was not unlike a religious experience, viewing these films and shows, and Sho Kosugi became a fatherly prophet of blood and vengeance, accompanied by the great senshi apostles of Toei.

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Hence my joy at the serendipitous marriage of Sho and Toei tokusatsu in the form of Jiraiya’s mentor.

Next time:

Hey guess what! Next time we’ll look at a Tsuruhime-centric episode! That’s right! And she’s bringing some old friends, the PUNISHMENT SAILOR SISTERS!


Thanks for reading! Until next time…




Do you like:




Villains dressed in pseudo-GWAR armor that wail on guitars and transform into skeleton dudes?

Kane Kosugi?



If you answered ‘Yes’ to any or all of the above, then I have the show for you!

N I N J A   S E N T A I   K A K U R A N G E R ! ! !

Fairly recently, I had the awesome opportunity to discuss Ninja Sentai Kakuranger with my good friend and creative partner Jeremy on Destroy All Podcasts DX. If you have not listened to it, do yourself a favor and GO DOWNLOAD IT RIGHT NOW…

Part 1 of Podcast

Part 2 of Podcast

Okay, finished? No? Well then fine. Let’s get into where I even started with this.


Now, I love me some tokusatsu, and after initially getting my Sentai feet wet with Choujin Sentai Jetman (entry coming soon), I took it upon myself to pick another Super Sentai series. But wait!

With pretty much all of the Power Rangers series now available streaming via Amazon Prime and Netflix, I had, on late nights when subtitles are worthless whilst doing work, taken to watching some of those rather… unique takes on Toei’s properties, and forced myself to watch Alien Rangers (the short span of MMPR episodes that utilized Kakuranger costumes and the original set of mecha). I use the word “forced” intentionally, because guys, Alien Rangers is really, really bad.

Watching Alien Rangers made me curious about what we all missed out on with the original source material, and thankfully, I was able to easily locate fansubs of Kakuranger.

Again, I am very intentional about word choice here. I am exceedingly thankful about finding Kakuranger, because life is better with Kakuranger in it.

Anybody who tuned into my guest appearance on Destroy All Podcasts got a pretty good idea of what there is to love in just the first few episodes of Kakuranger, but believe me, there is more. Those first few episodes are but a taste of what the show becomes, and even when it seems like it’s about to abandon all those fun things you grow attached to in the first half of the series, it still tops itself again and again.


Ninja Ninja

Super brief synopsis if you haven’t listened to the podcast: Hundreds of years ago, five great ninja fought the evil yokai and their master, and sealed them away using magic. Flash forward to the present day (early 90s Japan) where we meet the descendants of the ninja, now living carefree (and money-free) lives as teenagers with attitude. Thanks to the scheming of a kappa (turtle-like yokai) disguised as an old man, two of our soon-to-be-heroes accidentally release the rest of the monsters, and are quickly recruited by Tsuruhime (Kakuranger White) to join her in the fight against the evil yokai.

(Again, please go listen to the show, because Jeremy did some outstanding research on the famous pop culture icons that the Kakuranger members are based upon, essentially Japanese pulp heroes that have been used again and again in anime and live action productions; plus, he and I both have super cool voices and we’re very charming people!)


Super Henge!

The show, of course, follows the Super Sentai formula of a team of heroes that henshin into spandex-clad super-ninjas that pilot robots and blow monsters the fuck up. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!

Fitting with a few other Toei series, the central villain changes over the course of the series, with heavy metal mofo Prince Junior eventually giving way to his father, Daimaou (Master Vile in Power Rangers), while the heroes go on a quest to gain bigger and badder mecha to fight evil.

After replacing their initial mecha – the Giant Beast Generals (aka Shogunzords) – with the slimmer Jusho Fighters – the Rangers must go on a quest to revive and control the Super Ninja Beasts (aka Ninjazords) and form Kakure Daishogun!


“But do I have to watch the whole show?”

YES! Er, well, actually, you can do whatever you want. And if you just want to see some of the most exciting key episodes, I’ve put together some  highlights of my favorite episodes to watch after the initial four.

A Love Song for Kunoichi Gangs (Ep. 20, “The Flower Kunoichi Gang”)


Jeremy and I did talk just a small bit about the Flower Kunoichi Gang (or Flowered Kunoichi Team, depending on the translation), which for the uninitiated, is a Sentai-like team of evil female assassins.


The gang (I’m going with gang because everybody knows girl gangs are the best and “team” just sounds like kid stuff) makes several more appearances, including my favorite in episode 20, where they harass and bully a child in a San Francisco 49ers shirt just to get to Sasuke.

The child isn’t safe even when he goes home to his mother!




But the gang takes it all to whole other level when they ramp up their attacks, going so far as to chase Sasuke and the kid while riding the Kunoichi Missile!




These cat/flower-themed ninja badasses won’t stop until all of Kakuranger are dead, but even worse, they’re just plain mean mothers.


That’s it for now, but next time in Part 2, we’ll look at Skull Castles, The True Power of Evil Heavy Metal, Sho Kosugi, Teen Girl Heroes, and possibly most importantly, my love for Ninjaman (hint to podcast listeners: turns out Ninjaman is a gajillion times better than Ninjor)!

SHOUntil then…


“What’s in the bag????”

Like Brad Pitt in the climax of Seven, I howled those words while sitting in the passenger seat of the Lady’s Honda. It is with the same anticipation that I sit down to write this.

Let’s go back. We’ll go back to where it starts, as I stand in line at the local Dollar Tree with a stack of comic book “value packs” in hand (we’ll be visiting those in later posts). I gaze out at the store at the various racks near the registers. The one nearest is loaded with various trading cards and stickers, most of them outdated (which sometimes makes them awesome, like when I picked up some 1989 Donruss baseball cards, packs filled with Will Clarks and Ricky Hendersons), which at this point have little of interest aside from Dinosaur King cards (dude, a card game devoted to making dinosaurs fight? If I were still 9 and had friends that were into that thing I’d be all over that; hell, I will occasionally buy them just to have cool spinosaurus bookmarks). But I look further down the row and that’s when my eyes meet with the mystery. There they sit, in neat little rows: brown paper bags emblazoned with “GRAB BAG” and announcing on their fronts, “A Surprise for a BOY.”

I’m cheap. This is something you will learn about me, despite how much of a snob I may seem to be. I love a good deal, even if that good deal isn’t so good in the end. I could make an off-color remark about how it’s from my Hebrew blood, but in reality it’s because I’ve spent most of my adult life dirt poor. But I like treating myself, perhaps a little too much.

But they grab me, these “grab bags.” At just a dollar apiece, I can’t help but wonder what may lie within their brown paper wombs. What surprise might I, a BOY, find inside? Could it be baseball cards? A Batman hand towel? Plastic ninja stars? Cheaply made luchadores? For only a dollar, I could learn the secrets of the ominous GRAB BAG!

At this point the bag is krackling with mysterious Kirby energy for me. I step out of line and pick up the first one on the rack, front and center, and toss it on the conveyer belt with my sure-to-be-disappointing polybags of 90s Superman and 80s Justice Machine comics.

When I get back home, the Lady begs me to open the mysterious bag. She knows I plan to write about it, so she apologizes for her impatience, but I can’t blame her. The BAG has me in its MYSTERO-GRIP! I must discover its contents! For the sake of all mankind!

Funnily enough, the bag is only “sealed” with three measly strips of scotch tape. A poor seal for a man such as I (and I can only imagine the animalistic little boys that I’m sure run around the store on any other day easily busting this open and throwing their unearned prizes all over the shop).

But I open it. I peer in. What do I find? It’s hard to tell at first. I see an open blister card…

I reach in and find these items:

First, a whoopee cushion. Not too bad, right? I’m a jokester like any good manchild, so this could be of use, especially in the office. But then, upon closer inspection, I discover…



Okay, okay, okay… perhaps this first prize is about as bad as we all imagined getting coal in our stockings would be when we were kids. I’m sure Prize #2 will be better.

Second item: a plastic periscope. Ripped from its package, but still in one piece and functional. I’m sure I’d at least have gotten a good afternoon of fun out of this when I was kid, before dropping it on the cement in our back yard and shattering it, cheap plastic strewn about the patio.

And it works, to some extent. It’s not particularly great (as you can see from the view through the scope, it’s a little distorted and limited in its scale, barely giving a full view of the official Mustachiosaurus Mascot, Prof. Redford von Puggins). But hey, it’s at least not broken.

And what else? Nothing. Nada. Zip. Honestly, I did end up with two $1 dollar items for the price of one, but both items were unpackaged, and furthermore, one of those two items was of no use since IT HAD A HOLE IN IT.

Now I wonder if all the “mysterious” grab bags at Dollar Tree are like this. I know, I know, what should I expect from a dollar store? Well, you know, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect toys that aren’t ruined already. Call me crazy!

Imagine if you’re a kid. Imagine you’re at the Dollar Tree with your mom, and this is your special treat for being a good boy or girl. And then you get a useless whoopee cushion. This is a crime against not just childhood, but THE ART OF COMEDY.

Alright. That’s all I got. I am going to fight the urge to go back to the store and buy ALL of the grab bags to see if they all suck. And you know, I’ll be okay, because ONE, I’ve got plenty of comic book “value packs” to sort through (for entertainment purposes, and I don’t mean enjoying some good comics), and TWO, because, well, it’s a fucking dollar store. What should I expect?

Until then,

Keep on mustachin’


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